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Every week, members of the
Blackhawkzone.com Message Board nominate and vote on a Tool of the Week. Nominees are those people who have done such stupid things it truely makes you shake your head and wonder to
yourself: "What, the hell, were they thinking?". Past winners have burned down
their own house - twice, have had sex with animals, led police on naked chases,
and have seen religious figures in concrete salt stains.
Rules for nomination is simple: if someone says something so profoundly stupid,
acts like a complete idiot to the press, did something totally regretable after
a night of drinking, or is just plain a moron - they qualify.
Three time winners are automatically elevated to permanent enshrinement. An
exception to this can be done by a majority vote of those Blackhawkzone.com Message Board
members. This was recently done in the case of Barry Bonds and Bob Pulford.
 Bob Pulford |
 Barry Bonds |
 Terrel Owens* |
 New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin** |
 Judge Roy Pearson*** |
 Charlotte Feeney**** |
| **** 2008 Carlos Mencia 'Dee Dee Dee' Tool of the Year |
| *** The 2007 Tool of the Year brought to you by the Committee to Re-elect John Stroger Jr. |
| ** 2006 Judge & Dolph Tool of the Year Recipient |
| * 2005 Bosch Power Tools Tool of the Year Recipient |
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| February 15, 2009 |
Winner: Barack Obama (Teleprompter use and making comment about Special Olympics on Leno) Runner up: Chris Dodd |
| February 22, 2009 |
Winner: Flight 1549 Passengers (for calling lawyers ready to sue airlines/pilot) Runner up: 70-year-old Missouri man who shot his TV over DTV switchover |
| February 16, 2009 |
Winner: Judges Michael T. Conahan, and Mark A. Ciavarella Jr Runner up: Bud Selig |
| February 7, 2009 |
Winner: U.S. Football League (for starting up a competitive league to go against NFL) Runner up: |
| January 25, 2009 |
Winner: Crystal Walden (blamed tequlia for having sex at a truck stop with a stranger in front of her kid) Runner up: Miranda Ballantine |
| January 18, 2009 |
Winner: No winner chosen |
| January 11, 2009 |
Winner: Howard Sheppard (found a bullet and began striking it with a metal punch and then frickin' shot himself) Runner up: PETA (pushing a petition for the US fish and Wildlife service to rename Fish...Sea Kittens) |
| January 4, 2009 |
Winner: Dr. Richard Batista (demanding that his estranged wife pay him $1.5 million to compensate him for the kidney he gave her while they were still on good terms) Runner up: Lisa Bonet (named her kid Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.) |
| December 28, 2008 |
Winner: Bobby Rush Runner up: Tyree Brown (thief who gave a popcorn trail for police to catch him. Literally.) |
| December 21, 2008 |
Winner: Meagan McCormic (faked missing baby story to win back ex) Runner up: Walmart (refused to let a guy hand out Walmart gift cards as a secret santa thing) |
| December 14, 2008 |
Winner: Erica Ballard Runner up: Armed burglars who demanded a man's eggbeater |
| November 30, 2008 |
Winner: Michael E. Schwab - Said God told him to ram another driver at 100 mph Runner up: Lois Feldmen (drunk married woman who was caught having sex in the bathroom of a Minnestao football game |
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