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Every week, members of the Blackhawkzone.com Message Board nominate and vote on a Tool of the Week. Nominees are those people who have done such stupid things it truely makes you shake your head and wonder to yourself: "What, the hell, were they thinking?". Past winners have burned down their own house - twice, have had sex with animals, led police on naked chases, and have seen religious figures in concrete salt stains.

Rules for nomination is simple: if someone says something so profoundly stupid, acts like a complete idiot to the press, did something totally regretable after a night of drinking, or is just plain a moron - they qualify.

Three time winners are automatically elevated to permanent enshrinement. An exception to this can be done by a majority vote of those Blackhawkzone.com Message Board members. This was recently done in the case of Barry Bonds and Bob Pulford.

Bob Pulford
Bob Pulford
Barry Bonds
Barry Bonds
Terrel Owens
Terrel Owens*
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin**
Judge Roy Pearson
Judge Roy Pearson***
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Charlotte Feeney****
**** 2008 Carlos Mencia 'Dee Dee Dee' Tool of the Year
*** The 2007 Tool of the Year brought to you by the Committee to Re-elect John Stroger Jr.
** 2006 Judge & Dolph Tool of the Year Recipient
* 2005 Bosch Power Tools Tool of the Year Recipient

February 15, 2009 Winner: Barack Obama (Teleprompter use and making comment about Special Olympics on Leno)
Runner up: Chris Dodd
February 22, 2009 Winner: Flight 1549 Passengers (for calling lawyers ready to sue airlines/pilot)
Runner up: 70-year-old Missouri man who shot his TV over DTV switchover
February 16, 2009 Winner: Judges Michael T. Conahan, and Mark A. Ciavarella Jr
Runner up: Bud Selig
February 7, 2009 Winner: U.S. Football League (for starting up a competitive league to go against NFL)
Runner up:
January 25, 2009 Winner: Crystal Walden (blamed tequlia for having sex at a truck stop with a stranger in front of her kid)
Runner up: Miranda Ballantine
January 18, 2009 Winner: No winner chosen
January 11, 2009 Winner: Howard Sheppard
(found a bullet and began striking it with a metal punch and then frickin' shot himself)
Runner up: PETA (pushing a petition for the US fish and Wildlife service to rename Fish...Sea Kittens)
January 4, 2009 Winner: Dr. Richard Batista
(demanding that his estranged wife pay him $1.5 million to compensate him for the kidney he gave her while they were still on good terms)
Runner up: Lisa Bonet (named her kid Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.)
December 28, 2008 Winner: Bobby Rush
Runner up: Tyree Brown (thief who gave a popcorn trail for police to catch him. Literally.)
December 21, 2008 Winner: Meagan McCormic (faked missing baby story to win back ex)
Runner up: Walmart (refused to let a guy hand out Walmart gift cards as a secret santa thing)
December 14, 2008 Winner: Erica Ballard
Runner up: Armed burglars who demanded a man's eggbeater
November 30, 2008 Winner: Michael E. Schwab - Said God told him to ram another driver at 100 mph
Runner up: Lois Feldmen (drunk married woman who was caught having sex in the bathroom of a Minnestao football game


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